Fuck Yeah, Xavier Samuel!

Seems Xavier’s getting popular over at “The Awful Truth.” (By the way, for those who don’t already know, a B.V. [Blind Vice] means a naughty secret a celebrity has that the columnist has given hints about, but can’t name. A Vicer is the unnamed celebrity that has the dirty secret, who is given a “moniker” based on said secret.)

Dear Ted:
Seems like Australian actors are having quite a moment these days so I was hoping you’d tell me which of my fave Aussie hunks has a B.V.: Liam Hemsworth, Xavier Samuel, Ryan Kwanten, Eric Bana and Sam Worthington. Kisses to the pups from me and all these drool-worthy fellas!
—Mary

Dear Down Under:
It does seem like those foreign hotties are invading T-town—not that you’ll hear me complaining anytime ever. As for Vices amongst those par-tick stars, good old Titan-fighting Sammy is the only one listed who has a moniker—but there are other infamous Superstars who hail from Australia. Plus, we all know how much Liam loves hanging with Vicers, right?